Total: 17 poems
The Lonely Stone
Sitting over there, laying alone.
Sits and waits, has no home.
Hard and stiff, cold and rough.
Cannot move, it is not tough.
Looking up at the endless sky.
Wondering the reason, the reason why.
Dreaming the day it wont be alone.
Sitting silently the lonely stone.
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The Water Bottle
Can hold fluids, holds a bunch
Full of flavor, well not so much
When you’re tired take a sip
Don’t tip it over, or else it will drip
It’s easy to do, it won’t be graded
Always remember to stay hydrated!
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The Brave Whale
I am a whale! I’m really blue.
Swimming around is what I do!
Currents take me places to be.
New areas to go. New places to see!
I love exploring. It never ends.
It’s so fun I’d give it a 10!
Sometimes it looks like my ocean is fading.
Maybe it even needs some saving.
It makes fish like me turn sick.
It makes us throw up. Eww ick!
You know what! I’m through!
Saving the ocean is what I’m gonna do!
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Monkey
Hangs around in a tree.
Its a monkey! So carefree.
On their own, big and strong.
Swings on vines which are pretty long!
They live in places, places they can.
Columbia, Brazil, Thailand, and Afghanistan
They have no direction, no place to be.
Running wild, running free!
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E, E, the letter E.
5th letter of the alphabet after 4 and 3.
Makin’ words all day all night.
Makin’ words and doin’ whats right!
Its a spicy meme of the dankest quality.
“What is E” – quote old people probably.
E is the best! Can’t you see?
E is the best we can all agree!
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Fortnite funnies, funny indeed
You get a cool clip and want people to see
I know you think your clips are ‘lit’
But the hard truth is no one wants to see it!
Fortnite is a very dead game
If you have braincells you should think the same!
I just realized know what this is
Honestly its just a fortnite diss!
I didn’t want to start a fight.
Anyways I’m tired goodnight!
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👌Ok Boomer👌
So your walking down the street and you see an old lady
You go to sit next to her she isn’t that crazy
You pull up your phone and look to see
A very dank meme which is funny
She looks at you and looks over there
“What is the picture you have there?”
“Oh its a meme! It is quite lit”
She squints her eyes and says “I don’t like it”
She starts to monologue and your mind is hazed
“Kids are getting dumb these days”
You see your chance and you look at her
You start to chuckle “OK BOOMER”
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Giraffe
I’m up high my heads in the trees
I’m up high and i’m eating some leaves
Have a big neck and i’m really tall
Have a big neck it isn’t small!
Walkin’ around got places to be
Walkin’ around got places to see
Its always fun being really high
But not in that way… goodbye!
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School
Welcome to school oops I mean prison
We’re all stuck here and we don’t wanna listen
The things we learn are really a bore
We want to be free and we want to soar!
We want to leave, thats what we’ll say
Besides school wasen’t fun anyway
So when your friends leave you and you wanna cry
Just walk out the door and say goodbye!
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Holidays
Holidays, the best time of the year
Time for joy and time for cheer!
There’s Christmas and Hanukkah, so much to be seen
Easter, Thanksgiving, and even Halloween!
Some holidays are meant to remember
Veterans day and the eleventh of September
Happy or sad it doesn’t matter
Holidays are meant us happier!
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Frozen 2
Frozen 2, everyone has seen
Created from the Disney money making machine
The songs were good but could have been better
Anna is annoying, why do we still like her?
Its always funny, when the kids cry
Why does every Disney parent die?
The movie itself was pretty good
I wish they all died, honestly they should
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Furries
Furries, we all know them
Even if you don’t wanna ever see em
When they go to the store, fursuits they have sought
They bother us whether we like it or not
They just want us to accept their sexuality
But its highly unlikely, get used to reality
But don’t worry furries we just act like we’re smug
But maybe in future you will turn into a rug
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Subjects
Subjects! We all have them
Even if we don’t ever wanna do em’
So let me talk about subjects today
You don’t need to be worried, its all ok!
History is cool, you learn about the past
But some of is it lies your opinion won’t last!
In math class ya learn about numbers all year
But you might not need that unless you’re a cashier
We all take languages its on the list
But some kids just make fun of the language!
Science class is actually cool
But some of the things we do shouldn’t be allowed in school!
People don’t like English unless writing is your passion
And when we do essays, nobody is laughing!
I may have have been harsh so let me say
School honestly is pretty ok!
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Continents
Continents are here, continents are on the earth
Continents are here people wonder what they’re worth
So let me tell you bout the places we live in
So come on lets go, lets start at the beginning!
America is nice, America is here to stay
3 Americas north south middle got it ok?
Australia has diverse animals and features
But it has fire and floods and the future’s looking bleaker
Europe has some good places to explore
But in the past there was a whole lotta of wars!
Asia is cool and has some cool beliefs to follow
They belief in peace, why don’t we follow?
Africa is beautiful and is a lot of fun
But its hard to forget the giant blistering hot sun
Antarctica the last one we gotta go through
But its boring here and there’s nothing to do!
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Opal Ross
Opal Ross, you’ve all been asking
Opal Ross, I am not laughin’
Opal Ross, you guys wont leave me alone
Opal Ross, just do the poem on your own!
Opal Ross, a woman who loves her job
Opal Ross, a teacher who’s also a mom
Opal Ross, goes to a wedding that is loud
Opal Ross, sees an abduction in the crowd
Opal Ross, reports it and will not be lazy
Opal Ross, people keep calling her crazy!
Opal Ross, doesn’t know what to do
Opal Ross, her kids wanna help out too!
Opal Ross, the hero who will save the day
Opal Ross, the victor of the battle yay!
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Dream Vacation
What do I wanna do, I wanna take a vacation
Done thinkin bout school and I want relaxation
My dream is simple laying by the pool
Juice in my hand with the weather so cool
I’d be playing games to show my skills
I’d be rolling down oh so many hills
Sitting down, having fun
Sitting down, under the sun
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Obama
The 44th president of the USA
When he joined the office most of us said hooray!
The first president to be a person of color
He was our president when we were younger!
He was great but then he had to fall.
He doesn’t agree with Trump at all!
I’m trying to make this as unbiased as I can
But just saying, Trump, I ain’t a big fan