Patrick’s Blog

I know I’ve been on a month hiatus HOWEVER, I will now more frequently post because I have more time to do so! If you already don’t know my name is Patrick and I am the creator and owner of my own poem page, “Patty’s Poems”. I like to play video games and draw as a past-time! Here is one I just completed!

I made a new poem but this time on top of the poem suggestions I will make a poem that I wanted to make! So here it is
Poem

After many requests I did the giraffe poem so here it is

 

Poem

I had a lot of fun making this poem. As fun as I did making the lonely stone in fact! I hope you guys like it.

Ok boomer Poem

I made a poem about something so…. check it out!

Poem

I posted the next poem using the poem bin in Ms. Greene’s room yet again. It is about the letter ‘E’

Poem for E

I am back! I took a break for almost a month because I was tired and I felt sick. But I am back so that’s all that matters! I created a poem bin where everyone in my cluster can put a poem in there and then I will choose one and use a wheel spinner to decide. This week the wheel landed on monkey so here it is!

Patty’s Poems

I’m gonna be honest I was not thrilled when I heard we would be doing a ‘blogging challenge’. I thought it would be dumb, boring, and a waste of time. I was very wrong! I enjoyed how fun it was to make just whatever writing we want! Also I learned I love to make poems!

I enjoyed the blogging challenge!

 

– Dear, Patrick

Sorry for the wait. I was sick last Thursday so I was not able to post one. But I posted a new poem today so go check it out!

Poem Page

(Keep in mind this is all satire and is not trying to be offensive. Its a joke!)

1. Hanukkah: Let’s gather around the menorah and sing a Hanukkah song!
2. Christmas: Unwanted man breaking and entering!
3. Fourth of July: America!
4. Easter: Replacing chicken eggs in strange locations.
5. Thanksgiving: The one day everyone gets obese.
6. Memorial Day: America x2!
7. New year’s day: Forgetting the horrible things we have done.
8. Labor Day: America x3!
9. Black Friday: When your wallet runs away.
10. Valentines day: No one loves me!
11. Earth day: Eating grass for a whole day.
12. Groundhog day: The holiday named after one of the most forgetful animals.
13. Saint Patrick’s day: The holiday named after the best 7th grader in Furnace Brooke middle school.
14. Halloween: “I’m scared mommy!” – every 3 year old.
15. Dia De Los Muertos: The holiday everyone loves because of Disney!